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COOL.
New It Gets Betterish episode, featuring Harvard Sailing Team’s Faryn Einhorn, Disappointing Gay Best Friend’s Mikala Bierma, and Broad City’s Ilana Glazer (who is also my sister)!
Golden Girls fanatics, pay close attention (;
On the internet, nightmares are real.
Dying, dead.
BIG ANG.
“Downtown” Abbey.
Mind = blown.
If any of you DARES give me context for this I will punch you.
oh my fucking god.
GIRLZ NIGHT OUT (AND KATHY NAJIMY’S DRIVING!)
PATTI LABELLE MAKES MARIAH CRY!
Best Friends
“I’d like to know who was around her, who — if anyone — gave her drugs… following alcohol and drugs, and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water? Apparently, no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney Houston go under her water?”
“They were medicating her out the yin-yang.”
— Nancy Grace, ruining the world
No spellcheck on Blackberry?
Get it together, Elliott.
(Also, are you trying to tell us something with your wallpaper?)
Throughout Saturday night, Fox News Channel’s anchors and correspondents wept crocodile tears over Houston, as they always do when legendary African-American entertainers die, because it gives them a chance to pretend that they aren’t spending the rest of their days scaring their overwhelmingly old, white audience with threats that the United States is being overrun by vengeful socialist brown people with gold teeth who listen to horrible boom-boom music and want you to press 2 for English
