I'm a blogger, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

My web series, It Gets Betterish is worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

You can see me here, live:

HOT TUB -- Littlefield, Brooklyn -- 2/13 @ 8:00
IRL -- The PIT, Manhattan, 2/19 @ 8:00
HOW I LEARNED -- Happy Endings, Manhattan -- 2/22 @ 8:00
OSCARS VIEWING PARTY -- 92Y Tribeca, Manhattan 2/26 @ 7:30
OUR HIT PARADE -- Joe's Pub, Manhattan -- 2/29 @ 9:30
THE JUKEBOX -- Union Hall, Brooklyn 3/12 @ 8:00

You can reach me here. My assistant, Atticus -- a Schnauzer/Havanese mix -- will get back to you as soon as possible.

13th September 2011

We all deserve this. Let’s all get to here someday.

  1. zizibby reblogged this from ckbiggunz and added:
    “Do you see how pretty your hair looks?” So sweet!
  2. ckbiggunz reblogged this from carveher and added:
  3. carveher reblogged this from chriskelly
  4. captainsydney reblogged this from jordanchristine
  5. wildheartscantbebroken reblogged this from chriskelly and added:
    i want to adopt them.
  6. daniedangertm reblogged this from samreich and added:
    The cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.
  7. laurajdt reblogged this from cmto and added:
    pretty much me and Dave, all the time.
  8. dulcedejussi reblogged this from ptroodie
  9. watch-movie-series reblogged this from chriskelly
  10. cmto reblogged this from khealywu and added:
    what I am going to be like when I am old but with less hair
  11. andrewschiver reblogged this from chriskelly
  12. bextermorgan reblogged this from gumbygron
  13. michaelakonzal reblogged this from louisiangela
  14. louisiangela reblogged this from amazing-mumfred
  15. rubdown reblogged this from chriskelly
  16. rosiemckenna reblogged this from dangurewitch and added:
    Do you see these two? They are...ever! The guy even makes
  17. briarrose- reblogged this from hellnope and added:
    this is so adorable!!
  18. bridgetbernetta reblogged this from justamoment
  19. bwans reblogged this from nyaori
  20. jacquemander reblogged this from chriskelly
  21. edbighead-0 reblogged this from byebyebeautiful and added:
    THAT’S A FRIGGIN’ MONKEY! XDDD
  22. cailynelizabethh reblogged this from wordupwashington and added:
    They are so cute :’) I love old couples
  23. sallyk92 reblogged this from samreich
  24. chubbywithasideofglasses reblogged this from zombieslutfromhell