I'm a blogger, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

My web series, It Gets Betterish is worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

You can see me here, live:

99 Comics For The 99 Percent -- UCB East, NYC -- 5/1 @ 8:00 PM
Real Characters -- McNally Jackson Books, 52 Prince St., Manhattan -- 5/9 @ 7:00 PM
Big Shrink -- UCB East, NYC -- 5/28 @ 9:30 PM
Golden Girls Vs. Designing Women -- The Bell House, Brooklyn -- 6/7 @ 7:30 PM


You can reach me here. My assistant, Atticus -- a Schnauzer/Havanese mix -- will get back to you as soon as possible.

Gay community apologizes to Minnesota Majority Leader and Anti-Gay Marriage Supporter Amy Koch for ruining her marriage, causing her to fuck a staffer #thebest →

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