I'm a blogger, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

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HOT TUB -- Littlefield, Brooklyn -- 2/13 @ 8:00
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6th January 2012

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Don’t worry, Oprah, it’s probably not a real song.

  1. suckalime reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    Oprah was feeling the shit out of that tune.
  2. ilanaglazer reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    lol steven tyler is sooo scary, and el holding back laughter cracks me up
  3. eliotglazer posted this