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6th January 2012

“Deal with it.” - Clay Aiken

“Deal with it.” - Clay Aiken

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    hes all like “i wonder if this will fit in my…. ;D”
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    is starting to look like Martin Short in fat suit.
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  8. oregonlove33 reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    Celebrity Apprentice… should be interesting
  9. kylamadalyn reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  10. lifeaccordingtokath reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    Aiken? I’m so baffled.
  11. nickhaswood reblogged this from jexyq and added:
    those are his butt plugs
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    The fuck happened to Clay Aiken?
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    Madame Tussaud’s is getting really good at making lifelike wax figures, y’all. DON’T SLEEP ON ‘EM.
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    omg are you joking
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  22. kdabmcculloch reblogged this from eliotglazer and added:
    so awkward also is he a tranny now jw
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    What happened to his face?