I'm a blogger, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

My web series, It Gets Betterish is worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

You can see me here, live:

HOT TUB -- Littlefield, Brooklyn -- 2/13 @ 8:00
IRL -- The PIT, Manhattan, 2/19 @ 8:00
HOW I LEARNED -- Happy Endings, Manhattan -- 2/22 @ 8:00
OSCARS VIEWING PARTY -- 92Y Tribeca, Manhattan 2/26 @ 7:30
OUR HIT PARADE -- Joe's Pub, Manhattan -- 2/29 @ 9:30
THE JUKEBOX -- Union Hall, Brooklyn 3/12 @ 8:00

You can reach me here. My assistant, Atticus -- a Schnauzer/Havanese mix -- will get back to you as soon as possible.

overandover-like-a-robot:

benjamindoesnewyork:

twentysomethingnightmare:

Adam Pally plays a gay man on the ABC comedy “Happy Endings”. What I love so much about his character Max is that you can’t just look at him and think “Oh yeah, Max is such a homo.” The only defining “gay” quality about Max is that he is attracted to men. And I find that something to look up to. Not all gay guys are twinks or queens. Gays come in all shapes and sizes :)

 And to be honest, I’d rather be with a guy like this than someone who is either ultra-ripped or super skinny.
A-fucking-men

The revolution has BEGUN

overandover-like-a-robot:

benjamindoesnewyork:

twentysomethingnightmare:

Adam Pally plays a gay man on the ABC comedy “Happy Endings”. What I love so much about his character Max is that you can’t just look at him and think “Oh yeah, Max is such a homo.” The only defining “gay” quality about Max is that he is attracted to men. And I find that something to look up to. Not all gay guys are twinks or queens. Gays come in all shapes and sizes :)



And to be honest, I’d rather be with a guy like this than someone who is either ultra-ripped or super skinny.

A-fucking-men

The revolution has BEGUN

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