I'm a blogger, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

My web series, It Gets Betterish is worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

You can see me here, live:

HOT TUB -- Littlefield, Brooklyn -- 2/13 @ 8:00
IRL -- The PIT, Manhattan, 2/19 @ 8:00
HOW I LEARNED -- Happy Endings, Manhattan -- 2/22 @ 8:00
OSCARS VIEWING PARTY -- 92Y Tribeca, Manhattan 2/26 @ 7:30
OUR HIT PARADE -- Joe's Pub, Manhattan -- 2/29 @ 9:30
THE JUKEBOX -- Union Hall, Brooklyn 3/12 @ 8:00

You can reach me here. My assistant, Atticus -- a Schnauzer/Havanese mix -- will get back to you as soon as possible.

“GO TOPLESS 4 GAGA”

itgetsbetterish.com

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