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Tyler Coates: Disgusting Person Is Disgusting →

tylercoates:

What am I supposed to do with the quote “Terry Richardson is so gross, but I’d still suck his dick?” Like, I can’t ignore that. I can’t possibly. But at the same time, for all of the goodness on this Earth that is still barely visible beneath the shadows of filth and disparity and such so…

THE B***N M****N MOVEMENT HAS BEGUN!

Source: tylercoates

  1. 6h057 said: Oh, look. A reply. #unique #impression #depression
  2. karion said: I was genuinely hoping you would audition, get the weekend/night gig, then parlay that into the day gig that displaces that dipshit.
  3. minusmanhattan said: Thanks, now I have to go find it myself.
  4. mercurypdx said: Rageviews = Free Money
  5. love-and-radiation said: Is this that dipshit that wrote the stupid Ten Gay Secrets or Myths or whatever the fuck it was?
  6. artyucko said: #Spacebag
  7. eliotglazer reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    THE B***N M****N MOVEMENT HAS BEGUN!
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