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25th January 2012

Per the Eliot Glazer ref, what does “the polarizing indie hipstress brought her ‘gangsta Nancy Sinatra’ swagu” mean? Is ‘swagu’ a recognized word? Should we clarify it so that the reader can make sense of it?
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CAN SOMEONE GET KANYE ON THE LINE HERE? (via maura)

WHAT HAVE I DONE???

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  1. andrewtsks reblogged this from katherinestasaph
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    The worst Yeezy crime of 2011 Surely mass-market pasta sauce was not the image he was looking for there
  4. gaysagainstgaga said: it is a mix of swag and Ragu spaghetti sauce.
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  8. jrichmanesq said: swagu. like, the swaggest ragu you ever seen. baby’s got sauce!
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  10. wearedevo said: Swagu is just a particularly fine type of wagyu. I’m actually a lot more concerned about “hipstress”.
  11. absurdistaudio said: I think it’s technically “swag, ooh!” like the ooh! is commenting on the swag rather than one word.
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