I'm a blogger, comedian, and responsible pet owner. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (but just to eat).

My web series, It Gets Betterish is worth your time, I promise.

I also created My Parents Were Awesome, which is also a book that you can buy! With money!

You can see me here, live:

99 Comics For The 99 Percent -- UCB East, NYC -- 5/1 @ 8:00 PM
Real Characters -- McNally Jackson Books, 52 Prince St., Manhattan -- 5/9 @ 7:00 PM
Big Shrink -- UCB East, NYC -- 5/28 @ 9:30 PM
Golden Girls Vs. Designing Women -- The Bell House, Brooklyn -- 6/7 @ 7:30 PM


You can reach me here. My assistant, Atticus -- a Schnauzer/Havanese mix -- will get back to you as soon as possible.

No spellcheck on Blackberry?
Get it together, Elliott.
(Also, are you trying to tell us something with your wallpaper?)

No spellcheck on Blackberry?

Get it together, Elliott.

(Also, are you trying to tell us something with your wallpaper?)

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