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mallorysclothes:

Season 5, Episode 21 (2.26.1987)

This deserves moving pictures.  Jennifer’s got a band!  Called Permanent Waves!  And yes, that’s Christina Applegate on synth!!  The playing is Zack Attack level not-even-close-to-reality—the dancing, though, is sublime—but I think that might actually be Tina Yothers’ voice.  A very early-Madonna vibe, all around.

Who’s the creeper bro with the stache in the crowd, though?

Rain Pheonix (sister to River and Joaquin) on guitar.

NOW I WISH I WATCHED FAMILY TIES IN THE EIGHTIES INSTEAD OF GIMME A BREAK

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    NOW I WISH I WATCHED FAMILY TIES IN THE EIGHTIES INSTEAD OF GIMME A BREAK
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    OMG! Youtube to the rescue! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzZPxDMt0RM
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    Who can find this!!!
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    Rain Pheonix (sister to River and Joaquin)
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    see what you did there.
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