Eliot Glazer

I’d watch this. We all would.

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:18:33 -0400

I’d watch this. We all would.

#SCHWINGGG #SCHWINGGG #SCHWINGGG So much #SCHWINGGG

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:40:45 -0400

#SCHWINGGG

So much #SCHWINGGG

Please, homey, don’t hurt him!

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:02:00 -0400

Please, homey, don’t hurt him!

"My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear.” “I’m just doing God’s..."

Mon, 21 May 2012 13:36:27 -0400

““My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear.” “I’m just doing God’s work.””

- Cool way to talk to people, NYC cop!

"If you’re going to be a closet case then just lie and say you’re straight. It bugs me..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:22:02 -0400

“If you’re going to be a closet case then just lie and say you’re straight. It bugs me when they say “Why are you asking me if I’m gay? It doesn’t matter.” Well it matters a lot to the fifteen year-old at home who’s going through it. It’s a highly offensive statement and it makes me angry. I’d love to be a role model for gay men who feel they don’t fit in to what it means to be gay. You don’t need a perfect body and hair and love dance music and go out all night and do drugs. I’m a pretty decent guy.”

- Jake Shears

My sister’s inner interior decorator, put on display

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:39:23 -0400

My sister’s inner interior decorator, put on display

Did you know Danny Zuko gave Kenickie a boner-hicky while he was sleeping?

Thu, 17 May 2012 12:21:23 -0400

Did you know Danny Zuko gave Kenickie a boner-hicky while he was sleeping?

[via]

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:09:57 -0400

[via]

"OK, I went to Starbucks and the baristo — I’m going to put an “o” on the end..."

Wed, 16 May 2012 11:48:45 -0400

“OK, I went to Starbucks and the baristo — I’m going to put an “o” on the end of that, it’s a man — was so sweet, a really nice guy. He was like, “I love the show!” I said, “Oh, that’s so sweet. That’s wonderful.” Then he started tweeting at me, but I don’t always respond to every fan, and then it turned so dark on Twitter. He was like, “I used to love you, but now I realize you don’t respond to your fucking fans.” I was like, “Buddy, what? We had such a nice relationship back in the ‘Bucks, face-to-face!””

- Queen Casey Wilson, Queen of Abbrevs

John Locke 2: Lost In New York

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:53:02 -0400

John Locke 2: Lost In New York

TMZ: officially creepier than I would be to Josh Hutcherson.

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:44:02 -0400

TMZ: officially creepier than I would be to Josh Hutcherson.

Magic yand. REED 2012.

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:20:56 -0400

Magic yand. REED 2012.

How to pollute my Golden Girls reruns? This dummy.

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:30:51 -0400

How to pollute my Golden Girls reruns? This dummy.

Bobcat Goldthwait >>>>> Gallagher

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:31:17 -0400

Bobcat Goldthwait >>>>> Gallagher

Moral of the story: we all get haircuts. And some of us are VERY...

Tue, 15 May 2012 16:56:00 -0400

Moral of the story: we all get haircuts.

And some of us are VERY CUTE FRIENDS.

I told you it was weird.

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:44:42 -0400

I told you it was weird.

bobbyfinger: This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang...

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:06:16 -0400

bobbyfinger:

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with Mara Wilson and Jonathan Lipnicki talking about earwax.

(H/T Jenna)

Amen.

HuffPost Dolphins

Mon, 14 May 2012 16:28:20 -0400

HuffPost Dolphins

Me, 1986: Brooklyn, 2012

Fri, 11 May 2012 17:41:45 -0400

Me, 1986: Brooklyn, 2012

“Have a great weekend!” — Lil B, Celine Dion

Fri, 11 May 2012 16:20:00 -0400

“Have a great weekend!” — Lil B, Celine Dion