We found love in a Kiernan place.
Per the Eliot Glazer ref, what does “the polarizing indie hipstress brought her ‘gangsta Nancy Sinatra’ swagu” mean? Is ‘swagu’ a recognized word? Should we clarify it so that the reader can make sense of it?
CAN SOMEONE GET KANYE ON THE LINE HERE? (via maura)
WHAT HAVE I DONE???
Tyler Coates: Disgusting Person Is Disgusting →
What am I supposed to do with the quote “Terry Richardson is so gross, but I’d still suck his dick?” Like, I can’t ignore that. I can’t possibly. But at the same time, for all of the goodness on this Earth that is still barely visible beneath the shadows of filth and disparity and such so…
THE B***N M****N MOVEMENT HAS BEGUN!
“What am I doing here?” — Mary J. Blige
“Reductive”: new favorite word.
IRL is coming to THE PIT!
Disappointing Gay Best Friend’s Mikala Bierma and Tyler Coates invite some of their funny friends with various internet personas to get up from behind their keyboards and be hilarious IRL. Things might get weird, but you’ll still LOL.
Featuring these fun and hilarious people!
Eliot Glazer
Ilana Glazer
Halle Kiefer
Mike Lacher
Jack Moore
Louis Peitzman
And don’t worry, we’ll have a few surprises in store, too!
All of this and more for just EIGHT BUCKS! (I know! Wow!)Please come! Who knows what will happen! (Will I faint on stage? Possible!)
“We’re doin’ it!” — LL Cool J
I don’t know, Anne Geddes Babies, could they?
This guy (on the right, not Tony Hawk) researched my e-mail address just to call me “a douchier, more hipster d-list Perez Hilton wannabe.”
UPDATE: He added “Don’t choke on your boyfriend’s santorum tonight,” which is EXACTLY what gay people do! We eat each other’s poop and then we choke on it!
I refuse to suggest he make a “Shit Obese Snowboarders With The E-mail Address phishy11@aol.com Say” response video.
And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE.
By no means do I expect you to watch another Shit _________ Says video.
Unless you want to, in which case, very cool and thanks. Anyway, I’m going to go watch The Golden Girls (the one where Sophia goes back to Brooklyn, funnily enough).
Guess he’s not a homophobe after all?
Santigold’s new video > Opening credits to In Living Color
“GO TOPLESS 4 GAGA”
